
Hadrians_Gate “It’s a trap!” pic.twitter.com/Wu8vCuMuGZ
@ahnlak I believe you just answered your own question.
(Who had “hexagonal NFT profile pictures will arrive before an Edit button” in the late-stage Twitter sweepstake?)

No, Twitter, it’s the *last* day of April today. pic.twitter.com/xWMGSGUvyG
susie_dent Should you need it at the end of a long week, to ‘soss’ (18th century) is to flop heavily onto the nearest sofa/chair/bed.

liveindetail The default password on my new @virginmedia router sounds like a noise Stephen Fry might make pic.twitter.com/Xfz8u1BMz3
@bettywoolerton First bit you pass is the bricked up steps down to the old ferry crossing. Anyone know someone very enterprising with a boat? (Seriously, though, I feel for both pedestrians and Wapping Wharf traders. What a pain.)

RantingOwl Well shit. pic.twitter.com/aQ7PcJbJWP
@ahnlak @foodurchin This is the kind of content I signed up to Twitter for.
@TunafishTiger @twostraws “Congratulations. You are our new CEO…”
ememess The basic issue with a Musk takeover is this odd idea of Twitter as “town square”. It’s not. It’s a pub. And in a pub, if you’re an destructive asshole, people get to tell you to fuck off and find another pub. He’s trying to buy the pub so people like him can’t get kicked out.