@chrismarquardt Don’t think I’m not considering it (TWITTER USER IN MONETISATION MIRACLE!) But my life is busy enough!
Okay, that’s the end of Tabloid Headline Saturday. Thank you for the encouragement, all! (Next: MAN HEADBUTTS PILLOW.)
FOREIGN FOOD CAUSES SUDDEN UNCONSCIOUSNESS IN TEST SUBJECT (I had to nap after I mis-judged the quantities trying out my new rice cooker.)
MAN AMBUSHED BY CULT VIGILANTE IN LIVING ROOM (how *did* I end up watching The Equaliser again, anyway?)
MAN BITES CRUNCH IN SHOCK CONSUMER REVERSAL (I bought a DVD player.)
e.g. BRISTOL MAN IN BREAKFAST ARSON ATTACK.
In related news, I need a Twitter service that will turn my tweets into a tabloid headline, for added drama.
For those of you who can smell burning croissants in West Bristol: sorry.