Me, in newsagent: *Takes packet of Lockets and exact money to till*
Single person ahead of me in queue: “Hello. I would like 37 different lottery scratchcards, which I will now slowly specify, to post this parcel containing lithium batteries and vodka to Timbuktu, and…”
January 29th, 2018
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