January 30th, 2018

mjpcuervo Is your kid texting about Gothic literature? Know the signs!

OMFG Ominous Mist, Feeling Gloomy
IRL I Reek of Laudanum
WTH? Were They Haunted?
BRB Being Rather Byronic
BAMF Brontës Are My Friends
FCOL Frankenstein’s CREATURE! Oh, Lord.

2:57 PM, Jan 30th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:16 PM, Jan 30th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

rupertg The Strava lather proves what I’ve long suspected: despite all the hype, it is impossible to overstate the risks, unexpected consequences and general inadvisability of physical exercise.

9:38 AM, Jan 30th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:02 PM, Jan 30th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)