Christ. I’d forgotten what advertising was like.
Not entirely convinced these teams didn’t just swap shirts at half time. #ENGCRO
TNeenan Hard to believe that the last time England won a knockout game in the World Cup, Boris Johnson was foreign secretary.
Jesus. How much must they be paying to show us this baffling, awful HDAC ad? #insaneintheblockchain

Luckily, this house was never a signatory to the 2006 Cable Proliferation Treaty. pic.twitter.com/Qra0uR3tlW
ChrisCaesar what’s your most insane boss story? extra points for shit that seems unbelievable but Actually Happened
@bexxi *Waves as much as the tangle of cables will let him*
@AndyCarolan Just experienced exactly the same thing. I don’t think it helps that the app’s name doesn’t seem to have anything to do with what it does, in my mind…

“I know,” I thought, “I’ll just make a small start by decluttering that alcove in the lounge.” If you don’t see me for a few days, tell the rescuers to look somewhere near the art supplies. pic.twitter.com/j69z70Z26Y
Millennials develop perfect cannonball to fire at people who make tired millennial jokes. twitter.com/guardian/statu…