BUT BUT THE TICKING FROM THIS PARCEL IS SO INTRIGUING twitter.com/iandunt/status…

havi VITAL UPDATE: my road runner porch-buddy used to run away if I wanted a pic but now when he catches a lizard he KNOCKS ON MY DOOR and then parades his catch around and poses, it’s amazing. Who’s a good boy! Mr Meepmeep! 😍 pic.twitter.com/388tpsFmVp
Hush up, chopper.

See also: The Completely Democratic And Very Much the People’s Uncorrupt and Fair Republic of Somewhereia. pic.twitter.com/hYrc5gtxXs
@Dru_Marland Tip: I think you can also get a subscription to any of the Prime Video “channels” for free for a month (cancel on the same day you subscribe and it’ll still carry on until the month is up) including the BFI Player channel, which has many, many good films.
@Dru_Marland Was it good? I’ve not even read the book…

Whenever I see this Muse ad, I wonder if that’s actually Jack O’Neill having his aggression sucked out of his brain by a Ancient headband he started idly fiddling with on a seemingly-routine mission. pic.twitter.com/D6hg9EGvTd

Side by side. pic.twitter.com/H1yyjBKIDm