FriendlyAssh0le I’m this old 😂 pic.twitter.com/A9t6iW7Ngz
Riana_Crypto ah yes, the two genders pic.twitter.com/f0DIn9MlmA
@clairnotclaire Yeah. I’m enjoying the extra luxuries of a sunroof and an auto gearbox for Bristol’s traffic-bestrewn hills!
@clairnotclaire Mine’s comfortingly familiar—same model, just 12 years newer!—and it’s nice to have virtually everything be just a little bit better 😀
@aedison Not going to lie; I nervously checked behind me when I read that.
aedison British society is crumbling because of the lingering national existential psychic trauma of the period in the 90s when it seemed like anyone could, at any time, be Tango’d.
NikatinePrime What a great corporation. You know they’re taking about sending colonists to LV-426?? About time! Can’t wait to see what Weyland-Yutani does next! Happy #PRIDE!! pic.twitter.com/5jxJ8sOlnl
hughpearman To those of us who obsessively flatten out and fold the foil wrappers of choccie biscuits, sculptor David Mach is now our God. Here’s his ‘Easy Tiger’ in the RA Summer Show. Tunnock’s wrappers used like silver leaf pic.twitter.com/ixg0EIwt99
@SiDawson Sounds like what I see. I wonder if I can be bothered to try figuring out if it’s my fault or Twitter’s…
And finally, the first year rolls around and I get one of the tiny “buying a much newer car” windfalls. My old car would have been £200 to tax. New car: £20.
Does anyone else see this page far more often than they’d expect? #ifyourenotredirectedsoon pic.twitter.com/PFuZqGa7P9