@seb_ly You have entered a Buffalo Stance. Windows must restart for this change to take effect.
seb_ly Neneh Cherry’s visuals at Glastonbury crashed and rebooted revealing Windows XP and I can’t decide if that’s terrible or the most retro cool thing ever pic.twitter.com/oCKi2ZyC2i
@floyduk @markoftheD @resophonick @TheStephenRalph Weirdo.
Trying to recall the word for the deep sense of joy and self-acceptance you feel when you realise that you only ever make iced coffee in your NutriBullet and that really, that’s okay… pic.twitter.com/WixCvFO01x
And in today’s photography tip, I’ll show you how focusing on the right design features in your home can increase the sale value of your basement flat. pic.twitter.com/inBIDtTDND
@JannerTM @resophonick Amen.
@dangusset I’ve lived here since 1999 and have evolved three completely new calf muscles in that time.
Own up, Bristolian physicists. Who increased local g around my sofa? Hmm?
@TravisinaB7 @CuriousUkTelly Saddest moment of the entire run, that.
@RellyAB That was the day I learned that everyone else already knew how to pronounce “Southwark”.
RellyAB [Me on my deathbed, fading away]
My brain: ah it is time to look over the life you have lived and all your accomplishments
My brain: remember when you said that really stupid thing in English class when you were 12?
@UrsulaWJ See also: same job ad, so you don’t apply, and later find out it’s been taken by someone you know to be an under-qualified idiot liar.