MammonMachine Twitter and Facebook may be both run by dangerous, immortal sociopaths without even the slightest idea of how to run the institutions they’ve created, but I prefer things here on twitter, where at least they don’t know how to make any money.
@benjohnbarnes I’m finding it interesting to accidentally see how the other half have been living (I’ve never had a force-touch-capable device!)
What, me? Worried I’ll have trouble getting started early enough to get myself to @BristolCon tomorrow? Why d’you ask? pic.twitter.com/pg4MQ1JI80
@OpinionatedGeek Don’t worry. Soon our attention spans will be so short we won’t need them anyway.
Someone appears to be having a 1990s rave in a car outside my house. I’ll be very disappointed if I check and it turns out *not* to be a Vauxhall Nova with tinted windows and a big fake exhaust.
@paul_haine Given the available options, I could probably get behind Glory as a candidate for PM…
@antimitch @hayles Yup. And the only thing I can remember apart from that was that their all-day breakfast was fab.
@archidave Personally I’m looking forward to the Brexit Diet, where my natural aversion to turnips will help me shed the pounds.
@danielpunkass The trick is to skip the stage of disruption where you can’t stop them beeping without upgrading the firmware from a Windows machine and they all end up in a Russian botnet.
Grace_Segers Me, writing an email:
I’m using an exclamation point so you know I’m friendly and excited! But now I’m using a period so that you know I’m not crazy. Here’s another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!