March 21st, 2020

christapeterso Hobie has OPPOSABLE THUMBS and a passion for CRIMES so I’m gonna compile them here for ur isolation viewing pic.twitter.com/1xpYxmkOrL

6:18 PM, Mar 21st, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:30 PM, Mar 21st, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone)

PennyRed Quarantine day 6, and we’re all: -quietly reading improving books
-doing crafts with the three people we’re allowed to see till summer
-wondering if a single cough means imminent death
-thinking almost constantly about sex.
I suddenly understand Jane Austen novels much better.

12:47 AM, Mar 21st, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:32 PM, Mar 21st, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone)

drinksmcgee I just found out there’s something called a Dracula Parrot and now I won’t rest until I become best friends with one. pic.twitter.com/Q6wT8rokXR

8:31 PM, Mar 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:49 AM, Mar 21st, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone)