March 26th, 2020

Dave_Horwitz My friend is going on a 1st date tonight with a girl he’s been talking to on Tinder. They’re going to park next to each other at McDonald’s and talk with the windows cracked while eating their own individual orders of fries. How’s that for romance and longing, JANE AUSTEN?

4:53 AM, Mar 25th, 2020 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Mar 26th, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone)

topherflorence incredibly depressed that the showrunner of Picard came up with the best possible concept for the show and then they didn’t make it pic.twitter.com/Q5GPn82jUd

8:15 PM, Mar 25th, 2020 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Mar 26th, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone)

olgakhazan Please, God, someone do a sport so my boyfriend will stop talking about his sourdough starter

2:12 AM, Mar 26th, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:29 AM, Mar 26th, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone)