May 5th, 2020

claytoncubitt I saw a cracked egg in the fridge so I put it on a black t-shirt with some lint and turned it into the Death Star pic.twitter.com/A7EPeq1aos

11:58 PM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:05 AM, May 6th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

@tsunimee Stress on the first syllable, and I’m a “vacseen” person rather than a “vacsin” person.

9:55 PM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter Web App in reply to tsunimee

It’s the kind of nice clear night that makes me wish I had a good long lens… pic.twitter.com/VSJXF2N08F

9:21 PM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter Web App

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Matt Gibson (@gothick)

May 5th, 2020