@chubbybannister “It’s okay, I’m British. Putting an umbrella up halfway through is entirely normal.”
Just been notified it’s my turn as Chancellor of the Exchequer for the second fortnight in December. Shame; I was hoping for jury duty.
@mzdt @TJDHalliday @joncstone You think there will be schools in Britain in 2040? Optimistic…
lilydoughball It has come to my attention that the Colosseum in Bristol is for sale and I’m so worried that it’s going to turn into some stupid small plate London gaff WE MUST KEEP IT EXACTLY HOW IT IS OK
@benjohnbarnes Yahoo Pipes was a long way ahead of its time.
@AshTreeFarm42 I can confirm that I am a fellow sufferer.
@lilydoughball I am in my third or fourth Marmite on toast era.
@benjohnbarnes @yarden_shafir Really you should have abbreviated each of those polling options to “S”.
@shadowfirebird @Seej500 Seconded.

culturaltutor This painting is over 100 years old.
It’s by Zinaida Serebriakova, a wonderful painter with a fascinating life whose story is worth knowing… pic.twitter.com/kAIE0XKCac
@psidnell Nice. I had the opposite, really, a gruelling process of elimination.
Wordle 485 5/6
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Tony_Robinson Calling all Bristolians! My new series ’ Museum of us’airs tomorrow night at 9pm on More4. The first episode focuses on Bedminster!!