July 12th, 2017

@RellyAB Somewhere halfway up an alp there’s a goat with a devastating backhand.

Ooops. Murray staggering around like I do first thing in the morning. #Wimbledon

@KevinCPLdn Bizarrely, my Echo said “OK” along with yours. And I don’t have an aquarium. I wonder what I just rebooted.

@shezza_t My guess is that egg sales are up, but mince sales remain flat.

@DomUtton “But only when the swallows fly high.”

@DomUtton I assume he is carrying last week’s Pravda, upside-down. Remember, comrade, when you leave with each othe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…XN

WeirdBristol Built in 1878, the Clifton Arcade was built as an experimental shopping outlet. The concept behind it birthed the m..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GX

@PortiaSC I did consider it, but it seemed like more of a plain morning.

Matt Gibson (@gothick)