@waugaman Why else would they put up with having bits of metal nailed to their feet?
@waugaman Other way round. Shire horses are jealous of high heels. They want to be taller, but their weight makes heels impractical.
@Glinner in other news, Pope still Catholic.
@DrHairbear low-tech? Come now, sir. You’re describing a nanotech-scale hegemonising swarm. Not even Apple devices can withstand that!
Ugh. WIsdom tooth giving me gyp. And I don’t appear to be any wiser for it, either.
@DrHairbear So, to summarise, you’re suffering a denial of service attack by… pocket lint?