@danielpunkass “To view this web font, you must first download an update to the Adobe Downloader Updater.”
@asic69 (Although not in the UK, before you rush to your telly.)
@asic69 Well, hurry up, man, the new one starts *today*.
@asic69 I thought *you* told me that one… Oops.
@asic69 No Cuddy any more :(
PamelaWelsh @paulwaugh Hello, I’m a reporter for MEN. Radisson say your ‘doing a runner’ story isn’t true.
@MrGreenGus If he’s at the launch party, I imagine you’ll hear it from here anyway.
BrianAlarm @gothick Rise, my hawkmen, RISE. Brian Blessed iPhone alarm clock launching soon. Follow me for news.
@talkie_tim I think it’s possible that Brian Blessed’s entire career is just a *great* Brian Blessed impression.
HELLO! I’M BRIAN BLESSED! #BRIANBLESSED #blakes7 lockerz.com/s/144083751
Ah, so Bridge Valley Road *is* open again. Excellent.
@dietjustice You’re just saying that so they’ll let you in the House, aren’t you, you anarchist rebel? *arrests on suspicion of something*
@dietjustice …I think the chances are good that a fauxhawk would be raised as a point of order and you’d be ticked off by the Speaker.
@dietjustice Doesn’t look like there’s a formal dress code — bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi… — but if OMG DENIM ANARCHY!!1!1 is anything to go by…
@dietjustice People wear green Mohicans as an anti-establishment statement. If the establishment okayed them, they’d find another statement.
@BenPark @jakepjohnson Yes, it’s not rocket science. (Obviously, otherwise http://nasa.gov would work!)
@dietjustice As for a green Mohican, given that our PM recently derided someone just for not wearing a jacket, it seems unlikely.
@dietjustice Deliberate? Boris spends two hours in Toni & Guy every morning to create that lo#truefactfact
Tidying is better with some nostalgic telly in the background. #geek instagr.am/p/O_REG/
@dietjustice Have you *seen* Boris Johnson?
@ahnlak @nickdonnelly With the amount of redundant routing in the network data centre you call your “lounge”, that’s hardly surprising.
nickdonnelly Whoops! BT’s cleaner has unplugged a rack in Birmingham to use the hoover. ALL London Broadband down. #FAIL #BreakupBT #BTFail WOW
@nicepaul Erm. I’d say that’s correct, even if it sounds a bit odd.
@hayles @BlackDogDays I’m actually a little bit scared now. *backs away slowly*
@hayles @BlackDogDays I am NOT your cake-dealer, addicts!
@BlackDogDays NOTHING. :D
benhorsleyco This tweet has been tested on animals.
(I posted it on Facebook first)
@weirdoldhattie My fear of ever having to do your job increases daily.
@hayles I am actually over-caked at the moment. Blame @KaveyF. Her 40th on Saturday was Cakemageddon.
Hmmmm. It might be time for me to Start Doing Things.
@weirdoldhattie As long as you’re okay with (fat, bald, old) customers opening the door in the nude for parcels. #toohot
@hayles It’s ringing vague bells.