Night night, Twitter.
@TalktoTeens *hangs head* *goes to bed*
@mistymaria Because obviously the best thing to deploy at a panicky horse is a helicopter :)
@TalktoTeens I would do my headteacher/mum voice on you, but I fear I’d be outclassed. GO TO YOUR ROOM.
@TalktoTeens Yes, me too. Tell you what, let’s both try. Go to bed! Now!
@mikedunn When you get a reply back, @ me up, I’ll be interested to hear!
@mikedunn Maybe it’s an astounding coincidence and the next pictures along are tarurex.jpg and tarvrex.jpg. :)
@mikedunn Doesn’t look like that’s what the original file was called, anyway. rexfeatures.com/set/633225?pl=…
@mikedunn A bit like the kind of thing an unreconstructed male pictures editor would do? Yes. Yes, indeed.
@mikedunn (And tineye is very cool tineye.com/search/bdb60ac… )
@mikedunn The Guardian credits it to Rex Features, so I guess that’s where the “rex” comes from. guardian.co.uk/society/2010/a…
@The_Joey Double-tap the Home button.
@talkie_tim Goodness. Houseiversary? I must owe myself about twelve of those…
fanelli iOS5 Easter Egg I Wish Existed: If you drag Stocks into Newsstand, they both disappear.
@hayles How much gin does it take to be mayor of Goldbrick House?
@Rosemarino1 Careful, I just got a dodgy direct message from you. Think your account’s probably been hacked.
@Phooto It was actually the Kobo that sparked that minor grr of mine: guardian.co.uk/business/2011/…
@BlackDogDays They’re talking about the Manics on Radio 4 now.
Why does everything have to be a “killer”? Can we not just have two products in the same market?
@jonhickman Hurrah! Also, volume-button-shutter, back just where it was before Camera+ was kicked out of the Store for that very function.
@Phooto Always happy to be of service. :D
@Phooto Corn on the cob?
@lahlootea @tsunimee I know that @hayles is currently thinking up a joke relating to (a) me and (b) tarts. Step away from the thought, you.
@stillawake Guard the stairs! flic.kr/p/avwGr1
@Jorence <sw>Ah! Thank you.</sw>
Next time I go to the @lahlootea pantry, I might just *have* to have a scone. flic.kr/p/avu4Di
@ahnlak @marklesuk In this case, it involves a @HartsBakery muffin, which I think counts :)
Right. Boiler service done. But I need a new thermostat, otherwise I’ll be very cold come winter. Also: I should probably have lunch now.
@chris_j_hughes @BradleyLaw Mostly, it’s been in my pocket while I’ve been drinking tea. I have done nothing unusual on it at all.
Bah. Three hours of #ios5 and my phone’s battery is down to 5%. Is there an easy way to revert to 4? No time for troubleshooting at the mo.
Lovely morning with @stillawake and little M; tea at @lahlootea pantry and a flying visit to @HartsBakery and the RWA :)
stillawake Matt did not realise he would be the babysitter @gothick @lahlootea yfrog.com/h6nkvaxj
Think a surfer may have been struck by lightning in Clifton Village. lockerz.com/s/146703197
@stillawake Good, I can slow down a bit :)
@wood5y I’m more into olive oil, to be honest. Sadly, my parents moved out of the house with the olive grove opposite the refinery!
@wood5y My dad can probably hook me up with a more homemade source :)
JanieStamford RT @PeteBrownBeer I was recently offered money to blog about a beer as if it were my own opinion. So I did some digging tinyurl.com/5thvbrv
@zamon I hear the iWash does fantastic things, as long as you only wear jeans and a black turtleneck.
@wood5y Fairly sure tsikodia counts as a munition and isn’t allowed on planes :D
@zamon Sure, your washing machine would only wash one brand of clothes, but it’d do it *really well*.
@zamon I was thinking yesterday, as I was kicking my washing machine, that kitchen appliances could do with being a bit more Apple-like.
@stillawake Just like a meeting at work? Will you be bringing slides?
Stand by, Houston. It may have been a false alarm. *pokes coffee grinder with cocktail stick*
Gah! Disaster. My coffee grinder has died.
@stillawake @lahlootea Cinnamon buns? Excellent!
@wood5y Excellent news! Off there soon myself :)
@davidpatrick MobileMe was a bit screwed yesterday before the update; might want to see if other people are having probs, too.