theoldbookshop Wanted: p/t BARISTA. Can you make great coffee, serve behind a bar and wait on tables? Is anybody there? email ben@theoldbookshop.co.uk #job
So, which came first, the new Mac Pro or the IKEA LOSJÖN toothbrush mug? ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/…
@Phooto I will be. It’s a lot nicer than before the crash, in fact; I had a couple of other dings sorted while it was there…
Back in one piece. Hurrah! instagram.com/p/kFPZ0PJCwk/
@Souterain (On my first car, the venerable Talbot Samba, you had to remove the spare tyre and the air filter to change the headlight bulb!)
@Souterain That was just to replace the washer fluid. Don’t get me started on the headlight bulb process.
@ahnlak @Kavey Sadly not. Still, luckily I’m old, so it was only £200 excess and my no-claims knocked back down to seven years.
@Kavey Unlike me, you missed a small smart car.
@ahnlak Sure they can buff it out.
@julienbob Well, I have some sympathy for the position. Been decluttering all month, and some objects have a surprising hold.
@julienbob But yes, that’s pretty much BMW/MINI: expensive servicing, but you get *all* the frills.
@julienbob Apparently some customers refuse it because they don’t want to see their little car with its guts hanging out :D
Well, they’re pretty thorough at BMW. Even sent a video of my car, mid-surgery. Poor thing. video.citnow.com/vvpsJ4rrH4N
@PeteWilliams It does look a bit that way, doesn’t it? Not sure I’d have a black one.
@Phooto @AndyCarolan Well, given mine’s in because it needs a new front bumper and front panel… #oops
@Kavey Not exaclty.
Temporary new toy. @Phooto pic.twitter.com/vQVtJC26g5
There’s now a .guru TLD? .shootmenow
MichaelPeppard Me: “By your age, Alexander the Great had conquered most of the world.”
Student: “He had Aristotle as a teacher. We just have you.”
@GreatGeorgeWMB I may be too far away. I think I just heard a psychosomatic bong.
@GreatGeorgeWMB *Cocks ear*
@Adamy323 An artichoke :) pic.twitter.com/Ow70kY9kk0
Mornin’ all.
ttscoff Nobody wants to see your post about what nobody wants to see. brettterpstra.com/2014/02/05/nob… [post]