@stevenchapple I examined a selection of knockers in an ironmonger’s earlier, and managed to avoid all double entendre #proudofmyself
@spolsky They’re just ‘avin’ a giraffe, mate.
It occurs to me that Heathrow is actually a kind of Britishness test. “You can queue patiently for *that* long? Congratulations! You’re in.”
@benclatworthy That’s assuming we let you back in. Don’t forget there’s a British language check at the border these days.
“LOL! Look, it actually *is* big and red,” quipped the General Secretary as he Instagrammed his finger on the button.
@benclatworthy I can only assume you’ve been arrested. *Surely* you can’t have been referring to wireless telephonic transceiver?
T’Polygon: flickr.com/photos/matt_gi…
@mattgemmell Well, for starters, don’t go on a Saturday.
@chubbybannister I did not know.
Snappity: Coffee to Go #bristol flickr.com/photos/matt_gi…
When did the bookie arrive on Park Street? #bristol pic.twitter.com/tuJwpeTzUJ
Lunch view. Cheese & pesto focaccia from Lynda’s Loaves at the Harbourside market. Nice. instagram.com/p/k_63s5JC7W/
Hello Kaskelot instagram.com/p/k_4BUSJC4r/
@donmcallister Media executives: reliably getting in between your money and their content for decades.
@andrzejkrzywda I just paid for a licence this morning. Thanks for the validation :D
@Dru_Marland I’m going to not get a free copy of the Times with mine.