@mhoulden Yeah; definitely don’t unplug it if it’s on CCTV. Buy a set of hedge clippers and attack the thing with them. Far more mediagenic.

Er. Amazon think my best recommendations will be women’s blouses and power saws. Not sure what that says about me. pic.twitter.com/GJOWa6kDlR

scanlime Every LAN port has one of these tiny transformer chips pic.twitter.com/4XHVENN2ZB

trevortimm UK official tells @guardian new spying bill is *not* “a plan for mass surveillance.” This is from the bill itself: pic.twitter.com/TA059tndkC
@archidave Nah, there were actually people buying stuff, too.
Pavements extra slippy this evening, #bristol. Already seen someone fall and smash their phone screen to boot. Let’s be careful out there!
Twitter needs a “vom” button to go with the heart. twitter.com/ahnlak/status/…