MarianneLevy Bin night tonight, people for whom tonight is bin night.
@MarianneLevy @Gary_Bainbridge That was a surprisingly helpful reminder.
goldengateblond Before Facebook, stupid opinions could only be expressed in emails with subject lines that begin FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW

OxfordWords Oxford Dictionaries Word of the Year 2015 is… 😂bit.ly/20X5bA4v#OxfordWOTYTpic.twitter.com/Ced28y3I6F6F
@MResponsively Spray paint it black and see if anything nearby stops working.
Bingo_Little Sign you may be going to the coffee shop a tad too often - a variation on your order causes a slight panicked flurry….. I blame @gothick
@wolfl Good. Hope you enjoyed your trip :)
@wolfl Cool. Did you find that out in time to be useful?
@Flickr One from earlier this month in Bristol’s Avon Gorge flic.kr/p/zAQGmv #TwitterTuesday #Mist

poshaughnessy Lifetime of a #nodejs project pic.twitter.com/nfFLKZNEUg

pattonoswalt Maybe the greatest Facebook comment ever. Per. Fec. Tion. pic.twitter.com/uxaZi5bRWJ