@BBCNewsEnts How about we just cut a half hour off the interminable bloody adverts at the start?
There’s no un-sarcastic way to tell a delivery person that no, the ground floor flat is the flat that’s at ground level. *Points upwards*
📷 A bit too safe for the Gloucester Road, to my eyes. tmblr.co/ZD7hNx21DT42O
LONDON BUS: Oyster. Oyster. Oyster. BRISTOL BUS: Good morrow, drive. I would like to exchange a reading of my surrealist poetry for travel.