
The Personalised Cricket Toilet Roll Holder, only £205. People are odd. johnlewis.com/the-oak-and-ro… pic.twitter.com/mQwm9EDRih
jack Hello Twitter! Regarding #RIPTwitter: I want you all to know we’re always listening. We never planned to reorder timelines next week.
Remo Williams Unarmed And Dangerous - First Fight @_pigeons_ @Bingo_Little m.youtube.com/watch?v=GjtqlX…
@C_J_Fox @chubbybannister I may be wrong, but I don’t think they make 32GB sixes.
Might’ve impulse-bought a couple of @BrisBeerFactory’s Bristletoes on my way back from lunch. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
@chrisphin We could make millions by inventing some sort of LED-killing microgun. Why are so many of them bright enough to bleach your hair?
@chrisphin Can you get anywhere near the LED itself? Or is it one of those might-never-go-back-together assemblies?
@chrisphin …and that there might not be a power wire for the LED that you can cut without killing the LCD.
@chrisphin Careful. If the LED is on a board at the end of that cable, it’s likely that its power is shared with the LCD…
@dayoneapp Ah! Gotcha. Wasn’t that obvious it was a min-width issue (especially as it was full screen on a retina iMac!)

I guess the @dayoneapp developers aren’t in the “always show my scrollbars” camp :) pic.twitter.com/CwIGWxuovz
@shezza_t Thanks. Now just got my eye out for a few finishing touches to make it seem a bit less “hotel bathroom” :)
@SpikyZebra Thanks! One of only two of mine I’ve had printed in the last couple of years ;)
Kavey @mynameisgone @SMWSLondon @petedrinks How cool! And that’s @gothick in front of him!!!
@chris_coys I’ll never look at my watering can the same way again.

Getting there. #oldandnew pic.twitter.com/DFmLOxAFKa
@alicej_t Now there’s a motto to live by.
@griffinkate That’s because the office doesn’t officially exist for tax purposes.

fergieweather W COUNTRY The @EnvAgency have moved to Amber flood risk status for #Somerset, #Devon & #Cornwall. Stay #floodaware: pic.twitter.com/JWdMPvFJ6Z
@_pigeons_ Um, yes?
@_pigeons_ Might do me good to get out of the house, even if I drive your way through the pounding wind and rain :)
simonblackwell A traditional Saturday morning, debating algorithmic timelines in a virtual community just like our parents and grandparents before us.
Today I will mostly be tidying up the flat. Expect a lot of random procrastination tweets.
@CharlieEsq_ …it’s because of a parental visit, rather than moving out; they’re normally so quiet I don’t want to lose them!
@CharlieEsq_ Upstairs are currently vacuuming and moving stuff around. Really hope…
Mornin’ all.