@chris_coys That’s how I like my rice. Cooked by high tech fuzzy logic robots.
@shezza_t It was.
@Kavey @SyrupyCupcakes I am waiting to hear what happens when the rice is ready. I’m hoping for another tune.
@SyrupyCupcakes @Kavey I just upgraded from a £20 one that didn’t beep at all. Quite excited.

You can tell it’s proper Japanese because it plays “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” charmingly when it starts cooking. pic.twitter.com/JlCsMAsKj8
@RicherSupport I’m in BS8, if that helps.
@Shonette My first time. It was excellent.

@RicherSounds It’s great that you detect my local store, but even better would be a link to the store details! pic.twitter.com/E4Tq3hzuD7

Lamb roast pizza from Stable #bristol pic.twitter.com/4Gd8BKKxTr
@ToM_BaL I think I had that last time. Went for lamb today!
Given that Flour and Ash doesn’t open until 5pm, where’s a good Bristol lunchtime pizza place, folks?
I don’t really know what a pig ark is, but from a Google Images search it seems to be some kind of porcine Nissen hut.
Today I will mostly be having a boiler serviced and then hopefully going out to lunch with some friends who are picking up a pig ark.
@bexxi Really gets on my nerves. Bought noise-cancelling headphones to reduce the problem instead of simply murdering someone recently.

Clutterystuff. pic.twitter.com/sjInCTivfK
hotdogsladies “Fake earnestness is like cilantro. A pinch can be lovely but too much makes you want to throat-punch the fucking taco guy.”
—Oscar Wilde