@emmachampion6 WE R METAL
Might be eating popcorn while watching X Files.
@DazeEnd It’s awful. Best implementations I find tend to be in databases. Apart from that people keep inventing their own broken versions.

c8ters When you’re house sitting for millennials and ask how the lights work pic.twitter.com/Xli7ZdZeHW
@amyengineer @c8ters @internetofshit I say smash them with whatever you have to hand and introduce millennials to the concept of candles.
ASPolice UPDATE: All roads in #Bristol city centre are now re-open.We had concerns for the welfare of a man but he is now safe & well. (1/2)

This is just a tribute. #friday pic.twitter.com/7WZujduNhq
@RedQueenCoder I hate that. Eventually I found bad television or re-reading old favourites helped get me through. Hope you find something.
@libbymiller Not bad. I think every other low alcohol beer I’ve tried has suffered greatly from being lager.

Trying something different. pic.twitter.com/IFOryl4Mqk
@UrsulaWJ Well, there are worse places to be stuck, at least.
ASPBrisCentre We’ve closed part of Bridewell St & the Bear Pit roundabout in #Bristol due to an on-going incident. All motorists should avoid this area.
@UrsulaWJ !? Rather glad I’m already home. Might just put the other lock on, too.

BathChron BREAKING: Man in orange underpants blocking #Traffic on A46 heading into Bath
bathchronicle.co.uk/BREAKING-Man-o… pic.twitter.com/Rh5cKWANDr
JordanETID If the FBI needs to get into someone’s iPhone without permission they should just call U2 and ask how they did it
Wait for 505. Bus standing at stop fires up, becomes 505. We get on. 505 bus sails past. Driver tells us he doesn’t set off for 15 mins.