July 14th, 2019

simonblackwell Exquisite writing from @MarinaHyde. The less/fewer joke in the first paragraph is alone worth the price of admission. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

9:14 AM, Jul 13th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:50 AM, Jul 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPad)

brightcardigans Waiter: Any how is everything?
Me: pic.twitter.com/WvbD3PtUe8

5:17 PM, Jul 12th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:48 AM, Jul 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPad)