@adamgasson “Also, I did not hear the choir of angels that was so clear in the product video.”
@cattyish Good photos and plenty of ‘em really do seem to help. Plus it’s fun 😀
Who am I to judge? Maybe continuously re-posting other people’s pictures of words to your Instagram story so all your already-left-leaning friends in the choir can drown in a steam of preaching really *is* the best way to effect change in late-stage capitalism. I’m no expert.
(You think that’s bad, wait until the eight people I’ve hired from the Rucksack Modelling Agency turn up…)

Why yes, I suppose it *is* possible that I take my eBay sales photography a little too seriously, now that you ask..pic.twitter.com/y9pMLVl5pFpF
@ArfurSmith My city is therefore doubly-accursed.
jeffnoon Counting bees in flight should be impossible. So what the hell is Carter doing, her eyes alert as the swarm rises from the hive. “9,267”. A smile. “Or thereabouts.”
@chubbybannister It’s not quite that bad; my habit is to think about nothing else in my day until I’ve got through coffee, breakfast and the crossword, so you can subtract an hour for my actual struggling-up time 😅
@chubbybannister Gah! Woke up so late I missed The Archers!

twisteddoodles My Four year old saw this and asked
‘Mammy how did the tree get out?’ pic.twitter.com/c7S0BqF35y