Bathroom tech. instagram.com/p/BCbdGvuJCyK/
If I can’t tell what a shop is from the window display, it’s a hairdresser. If I can’t tell what a tweet’s about from the words, it’s sport.
@chrisphin Similarly, I have found there is no un-sarcastic way to point out that basement flats are generally the ones *down* the steps.
@chrisphin This is surely a problem begging to be solved by an IoT Smart Doorbell for only a few hundred pounds ;)
@OpinionatedGeek @shezza_t I’d let you in on the secret, but my mum told me not to talk to strange robots on the Internet.
“We’re excited to announce the launch of a redesigned Google Play Developer Policy Center…” <— Your excitement bar may be set a *tad* low.
Yeah. I can see that. With a fist pump. twitter.com/AlasdairStuart…
SuzanneBradish Thanks for the flowers substitution @sainsburys ! pic.twitter.com/6rhZqDmTtU