travelwestEng Park St inbound blocked. Severe delays #twTraffic #Bristol PCM
@bexxi Not continuously, but continually :)
@bexxi With *this* hail, that might not be enough.
@bexxi *Narrows eyes* *Rescues hailed-on laundry from washing line*
@AndyGilder @MittenDAmour Does that make it the vaping of fashion?
Okay, I now see why people outside were screaming. Those are *not* small hailstones. pic.twitter.com/YUAnsdtBEg
@benjohnbarnes My favourite bit is showing the alarm time. pic.twitter.com/I3SuGKsAHa
Feeling somewhat smug about my decision to go for a *morning* walk, hearing the thunder, hail and actual screams from outside now. #bristol
@foxc It actually hailed on me today. You may want to hold off a week.
I wonder what the oldest #dadjoke is? pic.twitter.com/ucQLjNkMKb
@B247Martin Yeah, as long as I have an internet connection and Google’s not down, I can remember anything :D
@B247Martin It was HMS Quorn (I kid you not) that I was remembering. flickr.com/photos/welshha… I was right about it being Tupperware, though!
📷 In the last six months, someone’s really taken the P at the Brass Pig. tmblr.co/ZD7hNx25anQTZ
I might actually have to pull together an exhibition of my “does the camera have a card in?” shots. pic.twitter.com/iNqLV1iIGb
@ahnlak There’s *click* no *click* way *click* my *click* subconscious *click* would *click* do *click* that. *Sound of deliveryman at door*
@CharlieEsq_ Ah, you’re playing British Roulette. Good luck.
@danbarker I had to look up Austin Reed to find out what they did, so not to me, I guess…
So I’m guessing there’s a virus out there spreading itself by pretending to be an Amazon invoice? pic.twitter.com/de507EfJqK
I should live in Salt. pic.twitter.com/vZIVkXQL3U
Job opening there, @GreatGeorgeWMB twitter.com/LondonPRGuru/s…
Ah, Spring in England. The falling white blossom… FUCK. That would be hail.
I SURRENDER!!! #bristol pic.twitter.com/lkida4I016
@waiyeehong @porthjess It was certainly he who sprang to mind.
@mockingbirdAlma Have you moved latitudes? *shivers* *pulls coat closer around self*
They’ve left the keys in! Quick! #catheist #igersbristol instagram.com/p/BEqHCFNJC1U/
porthjess Nestlé. Tesco. The awful harbourside busker dude. twitter.com/gothick/status…
Um. Wouldn’t distilling spring water remove most of the point? pic.twitter.com/SmunBi9ATK
*Invests in Yodel shares*
So I buy socks from BHS and they immediately go under. Bought an Activité and Nokia buy Withings. What company should I wreck next?
@charlesarthur Oh gawd. I just bought an Activité, too. Hard to see this as a good sign.
verge Nokia is buying digital health firm Withings for $191 million theverge.com/2016/4/26/1150… pic.twitter.com/YyQ734IESn