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@Kavey That was my guess, though I know very little about jamology.

I came out for exercise. Going well. Left Handed Giant’s Red 5 is reduced-calorie, right? pic.twitter.com/aDft0cWEkn
@Picklechu Only if that stood for partially-burned jam.
@Kavey It was made of some kind of berries, but apart from that, it was quite tar-like.
@RadioKate Sparks? I certainly wouldn’t risk it.
Naming no names, local deli/cafe, but jam should not be hard to spread and chewy to the point of crunching.

Wow. Just found the receipt for my first (32MB) MP3 player. Prices have descended somewhat. pic.twitter.com/LccCk3AGqF
@LeadHyperion I’m sure it gzipped well :)

@LeadHyperion Tripped over this one yesterday :) pic.twitter.com/gmIRhqNs4Z
Car has passed its MOT. Hurrah!