@saltwateritch Last one I saw was a secondhand bookshop keeper. Sure drug dealers would be electronic or record-free.
@HappyInWaders @FryRsquared #bandname
@amyhoy @fakebaldur Hrm. Closest thing I’ve seen is probably Scapple, but I may be wildly misinterpreting what you’re trying to do.

At least it’s right twice a day :( pic.twitter.com/NxdQ3buXg9
hotdogsladies I can still remember, back in my early 20s, when morning coffee was optional.
That was cute.
“Attack on England” — well put, that judge. twitter.com/ASPolice/statu…
@mxcl @teabass There’s a terrifying thought, he said, dismissing an Xcode crash on one box while restarting Visual Studio on the other…
@chubbybannister Oh, wait, you said “hand”? TIL: my whole head fits through a Dyson fan.
@emmachampion6 Friend at the last job’s partner worked for Dyson. Hurrah for nepotistic discounts!
Somewhat irritating to hear more about fucking Milo now he’s been banned than I ever did since I blocked and muted him.
@spyou The log file owner didn’t change, did it? Vaguely remember that happening once after a cron process wrote log as wrong user.

I always look slightly askance at the graphic design of the John King’s flags. pic.twitter.com/Bi7pJ9zm95
@mattwritescode No, but who cares? You’re coding in your pants!
@caitlinmoran …so you can pay £25 & vote, but you won’t be a member, and you’d have to pay *again* to vote in next leadership election.
@caitlinmoran It’s confusing, but “Registered Supporter” isn’t membership. It’s a payment to vote *once* in leadership election…
@chubbybannister *Checks* No, it’s fine. Just a bit draughty.
@Picklechu I love this thing. Best feature: can actually be dusted.
Twitter client idea: see only tweets from users whose profile was created 4+ years ago.
@ruskin147 Looking fixed from Bristol, at least.
@ahnlak *sniffs packets* They don’t *smell* like your packets…
@ahnlak Oooh! I have packets now! Lots of lovely chewy packets!

This morning’s work is sponsored by iced cold-brew coffee and a Dyson fan. pic.twitter.com/0hTkpLQ6It
@ahnlak (And O2 on the phone seems fine, too.)
@ahnlak If I were desperate I’d use that 4G dongle of mine. As it is, internet lack might be good for my work discipline today!
@ahnlak If it gets any worse, they’ll be sending status updates by town crier.
@salisbury_matt Firewall.
@salisbury_matt ta!
@Kavey @goodshoeday Yur. I want to buy stuff too, so this is Not Helpful. Ah well.
@salisbury_matt Yeah, I think my Plusnet fibre will be running over at least some BT infrastructure.
@goodshoeday @CorporalKitty @markrglover @waiyeehong I and my Aeropress are way ahead of you :D
This means I should write my morning pages (which I do with a fountain pen in a book, rather than in the cloud) and try again later…
(I’m with Plusnet, who are at least keeping people informed over here: portal.plus.net/supportpages.h… )
Thanks all. Nice to know I’m not the only one having internet problems..@CorporalKittyt@markrglovere@waiyeehongn@goodshoedayay
@CorporalKitty It’s @Plusnet fibre, so I guess BT/Openreach infrastructure. Ta for the clue!
Hrm. Something is Wrong with my internets. *pokes various boxes*
@OpinionatedGeek Show title: CSI: Murder.
OpinionatedGeek The wisdom of crows… twitter.com/newsycombinato…