Matt Gibson (@gothick)

Hotwells, Bristol

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @gothick ever

January 4th, 2019

@adambanksdotcom @jonhoneyball @fryselectronics Does anyone know whether it’s perfume or iPhones that have a higher markup per ounce?

via Twitter for iPad in reply to adambanksdotcom

DanaSchwartzzz If you pay me $50 I’ll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:54 PM, Jan 4th, 2019 via Twitter for iPad)

jeremybornstein Recently a Japanese monk was issued a citation for driving while in his traditional robes and in response, other monks are demonstrating that they can safely perform other physical actions in robes. The hashtag to search is ; the below is one of my favorites. twitter.com/bayashi567/sta…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:58 PM, Jan 4th, 2019 via Twitter for iPad)

xAKTx Critics are giving it 5 stars pic.twitter.com/KayIo7Xv22

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:48 PM, Jan 4th, 2019 via Twitter for iPad)

@BudgetsAreSexy I’ve cut down over the last few years. Only twelve now.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to BudgetsAreSexy

Went to RSPB Ham Wall this afternoon with @_pigeons_. Saw a starling or two. pic.twitter.com/AWGvZBP9Lg

via Twitter Web Client