January 31st, 2019

kitlovelace Oh, not much. Just looking at this website which lets people make WEARABLE CLONES OF THEIR BELOVED PETS TO STICK THEIR FEET INTO… cuddleclones.com/product/plush-… pic.twitter.com/g6QJ42TtzU

2:11 PM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter for iPad)

GR_Morgan Guys, I think I found my favourite object on display in @sciencemuseum! pic.twitter.com/woaefr5eAb

2:38 PM, Jan 30th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:19 PM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter for iPad)

katieheart Sometimes when I’m really bored I search for pictures of bloggers on my car pic.twitter.com/g4Z6kJz7Xt

11:17 PM, Jan 30th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:56 PM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter for iPad)

dangusset Florida sinkhole is tunnel leading to bank, says FBI theguardian.com/us-news/2019/j…

1:23 PM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:36 PM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

duretti dear managers, here’s a list of 10 items you should stop doing! love, your no. 1 best programmer pal, duretti

1. putting 10 minutes on my calendar for a “quick chat” with no context. it makes me think i’m gonna get fired
2. heck, just messaging and saying “have a minute?”

4:13 AM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:15 AM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

MrKennethClarke I have a confession. I have helped accelerate the deterioration of the Palace of Westminster & I must apologise to the estates team. At the end of each working day I have picked a wall and continuously banged my head on it for approximately 10mins, sometimes longer. Forgive me.

10:31 AM, Jan 30th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:12 AM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)