Taco_Lad It’s designed for open plan offices because you are a fucking beast of burden to your employer and by God you’ll wear a halter and chaff bag before we give you your own stall. twitter.com/cheddar/status…

Basin. pic.twitter.com/UewcRFOYPo

DickKingSmith When conducting covert surveillance on a target, ensure operatives are ‘situation-aware’ (looking over-their-shoulders) for hostile agents. pic.twitter.com/B7SwSdTlRr
@holly Hey, if they’re going Parcelforce at least you stand twice the chance of actually getting a delivery through.
@Lucyvfreeman Surely he would just shout “Potato! Hot! On the double!” at your friend… #picardmanagementtips