…I think I’ll be okay on appeal as the eggs don’t have female-presenting nipples. Plus they’re health-related.

Ahahah! @tumblr have flagged one of my years-old posts as violating their new “adult content” policy. It’s, erm, a picture of my breakfast. pic.twitter.com/SPPEUo9jO4
neilhimself The best thing about the I-Hate-This-Book-and-British-People-Aren’t-Funny Joe Queenan review was that we put “A direct descendant of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. @nytimes” on the paperback book cover, and sold shedloads of extra copies. twitter.com/neilhimself/st…

Ah, Brexit. pic.twitter.com/Bx3ma1baki

OFalafel If you fold a £5 note back on itself it looks like the Queen has locked herself out of her front door pic.twitter.com/4NuHiZ3LdP