Under Construction. instagr.am/p/PPqQb-JC02/
@waiyeehong Yup.
@guriben @jakepjohnson HUSH.
@Thehappyfatgirl And that love will be BASED ON A LIE. I’ll have to keep Emmeline hidden in a cupboard for the duration of the relationship.
Oh, God. I think I’m going to have to write some Terms of Service.
@Thehappyfatgirl Though cleaner is also my friend, so she gets to shout “MATT GIBSON COME AND LOOK AT THIS EWWWW!” at me occasionally.
@Thehappyfatgirl That’s pretty much the situation here, only this is for money rather than love :)
@waiyeehong I did not have a cleaner before three weeks ago. It shows. She is gradually deep-cleaning, room by room.
I have been sent to the Naughty Corner by my cleaner. To be fair, that was a *lot* of dust. #badmatt
@utterben Re-imagined by Microsoft’s designers: pic.twitter.com/11rpEu1l
@Thehappyfatgirl This is mostly because I was so scared of cleaning the Bedroom of Dusty Doom. Now it’s actually happening: more cheerful.
@Thehappyfatgirl IT’S PRISTINE!
Today, my cleaner and I are tackling the Dead Zone under my bed. Thinking this Madonna poster may be a tad out of date. pic.twitter.com/E1L2omiQ
“Don’t forget to share and like our page!” <— It wasn’t actually a problem with my memory that was stopping me.
It’a reassuring to realise that no matter what they do with the #Bristol uni Student Union building, it can’t possibly get uglier.