@hayles Sorry. I tried to be AMAZEBALLSED, I really did. Will try them again to see if I really am pork-incompatible.

Plastered. pic.twitter.com/TsWzjFTf
@Taras_Table Damn. Oh well, worth a try!
@Thehappyfatgirl @liveindetail No, I’m off to a birthday tea party on Saturday…
@Taras_Table He’s a very nice man. Tell him I sent you, maybe he’ll fit that extra socket I wanted :D
@derekarridge Nah, they’re doing another coat.
@1Rj1978 They might already have an update in the pipeline. Think I’ll wait a few days and see what comes along.
@hayles And… Yes, good. But it failed to AMAZEBALLS me.
It would be quicker for me to go and buy film than to wait for the camera to fire up in Instagram under #ios6.
@Thehappyfatgirl I had pork. It was nice. #microfoodblog
Huzzah! #pork @ Grillstock instagr.am/p/PzB2MFJCwT/
@Thehappyfatgirl I’m sure you can get a “Don’t Be So Bristle” card from Asdal.
@Thehappyfatgirl Well, I’d start with, “‘Ere, moi luvver, can I as a quick wurd, like?”
@Taras_Table I had some excellent work done just yesterday, by John Silverthorne. 07723 325516
My plasterers are now watching plaster dry. This must be the high point of their day.
Hurrah! New release of Get Running for Android *is* successfully posting to Facebook for people other than me. *Mops brow* *Unrolls sleeves*

amerbob This is possibly my favourite thing on twitter EVER. Two starship captains bemoaning their cable service. Brilliant. pic.twitter.com/H7ftTYBN
Hrm. Looks like a #penguinheist to me. tumblr.gothick.org.uk/post/319134046…
@liveindetail Ouch.
Christ, the plasterer’s here already. Or maybe it’s some species of giant, wall-smoothing lark.
Aha! I can get podcasts to reappear in the #ios6 Music app — by *deleting* the Podcasts app. Freaky. discussions.apple.com/thread/4310359…
@Souterain Aha! Found the answer on an Apple Discussions thread. Podcasts only show up in the Music app if you *delete* the Podcasts app!