MarkKriegsman “How I want to learn [your thing] :
1. Text on website
2. Text on paper
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2428. Spraypainted on side of cow
2429. Video tutorials”
@adambanksdotcom Sadly, I don’t.
@adambanksdotcom If I had a pound for every five minutes I’d spent untangling bloody headphone cords, I think they’d look pretty cheap.
Problem is, if I use Apple Maps for a lift to my regular cafe, it’ll cost a lot more. pic.twitter.com/TV6FDuLdke
@bcapps The new British Siri voice will sound convincing, but refuse to work in Europe ;) #AppleEvent
Today provides a real dilemma: which do I care less about, Pokemon on Apple Watch or “Hiddleswift”?
Woah. I can now use realtime collaboration in apps I’ve never seen anyone else use.
@adambanksdotcom Um. That’s the kind of spammer I’d immediately block.
Heading home. pic.twitter.com/0OJV4WIIB0
@crinolinerobot @meemalee @downwbarskool Bemused. Only ever heard the beer meaning of growler.
@Cookwitch Thinking of moving to the balcony. At least if I can BRAND still hear them BRANDING out there I can throw myself BRAND off.
@Cookwitch Luckily, the good thing about it being not at work is that I can just leave if it gets too bad…
@Cookwitch Sadly I have no connection with these people. Still quite tempting.
@CSIsomerset Just shout “Enhance!” at your current budget and see if it improbably zooms up.
@CSIsomerset Surely all you need to build that is a printer and a list of people you don’t like? :D
They’re talking about BRANDING. It’s leaking through Bose noise-cancellation and Leonard Cohen. They’re the other side of a big room. BRAND.
Hashtag Watershed hashtag LeonardCohen.
That moment when a person WHO NATURALLY TALKS VERY LOUDLY starts annoying you and you remember you have your noise-cancelling headphones.
Setting sail. pic.twitter.com/K0MG6Pldjl
@FelicityMorse @lukeredpath I CAN’T TELL WHO’S BLUFFING ANY MORE AAARGH
You only have to look at @FelicityMorse’s timeline and replies right now to know that we are living post post-fact and post-irony.
FelicityMorse This is what they will show people in 3080 after the nuclear apocalypse to explain how the internet worked #Fabric pic.twitter.com/2AbLMz8hpb
@FelicityMorse Current status: trying hard not to spit my flat white all over my laptop. Magnificent.
@Bristolvor Really? It’s bloody awful. And six years old.
@ahnlak That’s rather reassuring…
Frittata seems like quite a small word. pic.twitter.com/uJIyYSz7MA
@porthjess Sorry, don’t know. If I want fast WiFi I head for Watershed.
@porthjess It was working fine for me all morning. Out at a cafe now so can’t double-check.
NO BACKUPS FOR 18 DAYS!!!11!!!!
You haven’t been turned on for 17 days, little Mac. Stop panicking.
Now playing: Neil Young - Cortez The Killer youtu.be/m-b76yiqO1E Cheery way to start the morning…