March 3rd, 2017

“Takes steps”.

CUT TO:

INT. AWS HQ

A sysadmin struggles on the office floor, entirely mummified in duct tape. We..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…19

10:02 AM, Mar 3rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client

Sometimes you just forget to sit on your hands and count to three while re-reading your command before hitting “re..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jr

8:52 AM, Mar 3rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS from Bristol

“Okay, okay. This is too slow. How about anyone who *didn’t* meet with the Russians take one step *backwards*?”

11:45 PM, Mar 2nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS from Bristol