ViolasDisguise I did that trick of trying to put an inside out duvet cover on by flipping it
Now I’m tweeting this from inside the duvet
I live here now
@hayles Oh yeah. Big ray of sunshine, occasional fussing. Sorted.
@hayles I like work, but I have a sneaking suspicion my ideal lifestyle is “sitting on a big cushion.”
@_pigeons_ Downliading. pic.twitter.com/HfU6VJBpdT
@dannysullivan How many minutes wasted desperately trying to find an actual fucking link to the source, I wonder…
On the plus side, perhaps I’ll be more fond of 2016 if it becomes “the last year you could read a Kindle on a plane..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Sj
SirSandGoblin This is now a thing in Cardiff. Yet some people claim Wales is ready for independence. pic.twitter.com/pJYdXZYgFB
I am drinking Butcombe Heathcliff while reading… erm. Wrong sister, damn it! #uncoordinated pic.twitter.com/BYOGXLJUVc
I know the weather’s coming in a bit, #Bristol, but I think a life raft may be overkill. #..ift.tt/2njgk2lFpic.twitter.com/0ZrkHwLm6I6I
@DrHairbear @_pigeons_ We have a winner in our side-bet!
_pigeons_ Which is more middle-classed-middle-aged? @gothick’s trolley coin key fob or my Two Together railcard? pic.twitter.com/9UhgNjzVq9
Colin Dexter’s Morse is the reason I (try to) do the Times crossword every day. My favourite detective, I think.
BBCBreaking Inspector Morse creator Colin Dexter has died peacefully at his home in Oxford, aged 86 bbc.in/2n9qtxM
Alice_Adams It’s the final quote that really makes this whole article pic.twitter.com/JkXCMIhE4Y
Whatleydude Join us again next week for another episode of: ‘Shoot me in the actual face’ twitter.com/PSFK/status/84…
When doing a 365, sometimes it’s nice to take any photo at all as early as possible so you know you won’t fail that..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…DY
@hayles @Wriggle_Bristol I think you’ll find that’s “Whriggle”.
@_pigeons_ It’s not just me..twitter.com/Wriggle_Bristo…4O
@hasumedic @ThreeUK Glad it’s not just me. Trying Three PAYG to see if I want to switch contracts to them; not impr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…oA