RonAmadeo A re-review of Google Home, 7 months in. pic.twitter.com/N5bHZg2iTk
McJesse I’m 30 and I just found out they call them “algorithms” because Al Gore invented the internet. Wow.
That thing where you’re so far ahead of the TV detective you’ve even seen the surprise-NO!-SURPRISE! extra plot twist coming.
@saltwateritch @Bristolvor Hey, as long as they’re not under the carpet.
@saltwateritch @Bristolvor Yes. The estate agent can’t, in fact, count, but actually I’d probably turn bedroom 3 into a bathroom.
@saltwateritch @Bristolvor (Also, in the nicer one, you don’t have to walk *through* bedroom 2 to go to bed in bedroom 3…)
@saltwateritch @Bristolvor In the same search: ten grand more, but just move in. rightmove.co.uk/property-for-s… Not end-terrace, mind.
@saltwateritch @Bristolvor Yes. There are places that are perfectly together for that money in Bedmo. Hard to see where the value is.
@invalidname I thought most mobile phones were bigger than Kindles and laptops these days? :D
@saltwateritch @Bristolvor At that price it’d better be AB negative.
@Bristolvor @saltwateritch Maybe I *should* look under the rug. It’s clearly being supported by gold rafters.
@saltwateritch Well indeed.
@claireellent I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS UNDER THE RUG EVEN MORE SO NOW.
@lawrenceS59 The entire thing’s dead.
I do not want to know what is under the rug. I do not want to know what is under the rug. #estateagentphotos..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BN
@AuthorSJB @PaulineMBarten Yes; it seems this is one of the many blights of our times.
@PaulineMBarten The misplaced apostrophe was quite authentic, though.
@Shonette I once helped drive a confused swan off Recliffe Bridge during the rush hour. Got a proper Bristol thumbs-up from a bus driver.
JasonHazeley How to play: before leaving any office, write a load of absurd bollocks on the whiteboard for the next lot to puzzl..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hZ
Thwacker71 Labour has gone a bit “Anime dialogue with the main villain before the final fight” pic.twitter.com/Cjq2MikDjb