@quicunquevult @shezza_t New earworm: “This slug’s on fire, rolling down the STOVE!”

That’ll do. ift.tt/2phGEr0 pic.twitter.com/T7sInDjIUY
MittenDAmour Read this - its savagely hilarious.
“Decorated in various shades of taupe, biscuit and fuck you.” twitter.com/jayrayner1/sta…
@MillieBooLewis It sounds attractive right now, but as a singleton I think I’d probably get lonely if I wasn’t with..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9B
@Kavey Much as they come nicely packaged, I’m pretty sure they would be cold by the time they got to you. Sorry.
@Kavey They’re fab. She does “duckoyaki” too ;)

Market reading. pic.twitter.com/2Aijyz7hyI
Bah. Was having quite a nice sleep until my neighbour crashed in upstairs.