
GeorgeAylett LibDem leader, Tim Farron, was asked: ‘do you think homosexual sex is a sin’. He avoided the question three times. pic.twitter.com/aW64jo4us1
@antimitch Well, it is unlikely, as I am of course DYING. I will nevertheless attempt to recover from my TERMINAL DEATH.
@TravisinaB7 @HorizonBlakes7 Ooooooooooh. Terminal. “If this is an example of a man-made planet…” *Sets alarm*
TravisinaB7 #Blakes7 Reminder that our @HorizonBlakes7 online Rewatch of episode C13 - ‘Terminal’ - is tonight at 7.45pm BST…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lj
@tithenai I have seen similar oddities in my timeline recently. I am also suspicious. Please report back on these careful researches.
sonniesedge Six weeks to election. It took me six months to build the BBC’s election site in 2015. Copy and paste like fuck, boyos.
@Kavey I appreciate the anatomical improbability nonetheless.
@antimitch YES. Only because this isn’t self-inflicted it’s MUCH WORSE.
@johnfbraun Well, they’ve stumped up for whisky and a season of Columbo, but I have to self-fund the sympathy.
I am a middle-aged man who is mildly ill. I therefore feel worse than anyone else in recorded history. Send sympathy. And Strepsils.
jonkay01 “NOT ANOTHER ONE!”
Watch Brenda’s reaction when I tell her that the PM wants a General Election. Safe to say, she’..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…LN
J_Manasa NOBODY HAS THE TIME FOR THIS THERESA
@flashboy @adambanksdotcom Are we sure? I’m not entirely convinced it was humans.
When you wake up with a head cold, it’s hard to imagine your day getting worse. Then your Prime Minister makes an announcement.
@meemalee I’ll take “WAR WITH SPAIN”.
One of my regular cut-throughs. The houses are lovely; shame I didn’t just find a few million quid while rooting ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1J

SaintRPh Burial, cremation, or option 3 pic.twitter.com/FCDmpFk1K8
ProfKAArmstrong I realise this is entirely self-interested but if we get an early election can it be after we all get our Brexit books out please?