mrnickharvey Scroll back for a majestic thread of insults, guaranteed to brighten up your day. twitter.com/mutablejoe/sta…
gazeeebo64 That Samsung hashtag, #dowhatyoucant, sounds like it kicking off in an east end pub.
@hatsandbikes Ooof. Glad my MOT falls in May; at least there’s a bit of post-Christmas recovery time.
@benjohnbarnes Could’ve been worse. At least I found a nice new indie place rather than waiting for them to fail an MOT at the main dealer!
@hatsandbikes This year I was sensible enough to budget for it in advance, at least, so it wasn’t too painful.
@hatsandbikes If it makes you feel better, that’s less than a single tyre for me, including fitting :(
It was an easy day, but a pricey one. Two new run-flats and all-round pads and discs for the car.
BeffernieBlack World homeopathy day today, and I think we can trace the world’s current problems to burying Osama Bin Laden at sea in 2011.
@mcelhearn By all means!

@mcelhearn I assume you already have the classics covered? 🙄 pic.twitter.com/k6DbFOc0Qy
mcelhearn I’m writing an article about cryptic Apple error messages. If you have any screenshots, I’d love to see them.
The seventh circle of hell, where damned souls spur on the torturers of the fool who decided it was okay to put the napkin UNDER the cake.
urnowentering Lundcotton

Finally pulled the last bloody tooth from the Grauniad crossword. Tough for a Monday. ift.tt/2ohCv9a pic.twitter.com/2Kw2aIUUPn
@SimonLandmine Got mine in early; it only took an hour last week ;)
@wood5y To be fair, it’s amazing how many people in an office think “has CS degree” means “wants to fix my Excel spreadsheet”.

Sometimes the answer is right in front of you. ift.tt/2oXtuAf pic.twitter.com/sAJkeq2LmJ