I think I’d like to be reborn as a Capybara. twitter.com/Oddly_Satisfie…
(Apparently even an advanced neural net throws a wobbly when trying to make me young…) twitter.com/gothick/status…

Everyone else is doing it, so… pic.twitter.com/pRXSarz5oc

Cooking along to a @bufferingcast and a re-watch ;) pic.twitter.com/sKUw3YiDt6

Ingredients. ift.tt/2p4tTTs pic.twitter.com/eXX9Sx13sm
@MarkSkinner_ Oh! Maybe I’ll try there next time. From Hotwells I normally head for Avonmouth because it’s never that busy.
garethlpowell Another chance to listen to @Paul_Cornell’s radio adaptation of Iain M Banks’ State Of The Art on @BBCiPlayer - bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00…
caitlinmoran Total sex-talk - @salihughes on stationery. “Fire out a last minute Moonpig” hahaha: the-pool.com/life/life-hone…
@griotspeak @uliwitness I’d like to schedule a Skype call about your uninterestedness.
Why don’t council tips have a “this is too good to bin but the charity shop is closed/a bastard to park outside/etc.” section?

neilrich75 @michaellegge @robinince spent an hour making happy Morrissey record covers. More fun than it should be. pic.twitter.com/lU8HOKYjgW

TheWhiskyBiz Kilchoman launches new 100% Islay bottling: thewhiskybusiness.com/2017/04/kilcho… @Kilchoman05 #whisky #news pic.twitter.com/2bL4hBTGxD
@benjohnbarnes At least the JWs believe in what they’re selling and aren’t on commission!