_sashayed “DARling, did you forGET to inVITE your MOTHER????”— me in this extremely normal mother-of-the-bride dress, slamming into my daughter’s wedding mid-Mendelssohn while a lightning storm rages outside. the guests gasp in terror pic.twitter.com/H3uuIVLSOz
WaterstonesTCR I never leave home without:
-the book I’m reading
-another book, for if I finish the first book
-another book, just in case
-my phone, which I will inevitably use for my entire bus journey to read about other books, instead of reading any of the books I have with me
@robmanuel We have always been at war with Eastasia.
Ah, it’s not just my Echo: Spotify itself seems to be down. Activating emergency backup. #alexa #spotifydown pic.twitter.com/wIlprqu3Q0
This would make a terrifying Black Mirror episode, if it weren’t for the disturbing fact that it’s a true story. twitter.com/verge/status/1…