“That nice lad from next door helped me take my shopping in. The one from the band.”
“The band, Nan?”
“Yes. I think they’re quite well-known. The Protegé?”
“The *Prodigy*?”
“Oh, yes. That’s them.”
—Me, finding out my Nan lived next door to Keith Flint
@Kavey Ah, yes, but with the whiteboard I can show you that we’re fucked even if we go backwards in time or jump to a parallel universe…
@Kavey Well, to explain—hang on, do you own a seven-dimensional whiteboard?
jemjabella Popular WordPress theme provider pipdig is using customer sites to DDoS competitors & harvesting user data (amongst other things): jemjabella.co.uk/2019/security-…
engadget Apple officially cancels AirPower charging system engadget.com/2019/03/29/app… pic.twitter.com/ZeBJtadlTG
khoi Mankind is not just destroying the earth, we’re doing it in the most ridiculous way possible. nytimes.com/2019/03/29/wor…
@meemalee @waiyeehong @JannerTM I cannot, however, dredge the ones I normally can’t spell up from the depths of my memory, apart from “mien”. I have a list of words to try to remember the spelling of for crosswords, but they’re all weird shit like “shillelagh”, “elegiac” and “Pleaides”, so I don’t feel so bad!
@waiyeehong @JannerTM Also: no actual vowels. Weird fucking word.
@ChuckWendig @robinhobb @nkjemisin @BrandSanderson @KevinHearne Yeah. Robin Hobb can make me well up and sob, and I’m a grumpy 46-year-old.
EmmaKennedy Tell you what BBC, have a debate about whether children aged 5 should be taught any religion.
If you worried about “indoctrination”, start there.
FEWMIN.
bufferingcast ICYMI: We had the absolute pleasure of talking with the brilliant @JamesMarstersOf about the patriarchy, Shakespeare, vampire sexuality, stunt work, nail polish, accents, and so much more. And, yes, dear scoobies… we also played him his jingle 🙃
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@rbrwr Luckily for my wallet, I only feel the urge about once every five or ten years.
It’s a good job I bought a new guitar last year and got it out of my system for a while.
Comfortably strum: David Gilmour’s Black Strat goes on display theguardian.com/music/2019/mar…
@BarristerSecret @mrjamesob @DBanksy @DomUtton @GerardBattenMEP Sounds like a hardcore case.
w00t! New record for the Times cryptic 😁#cruciverbalist pic.twitter.com/Ilu1o8qI7g
simongerman600 This #map allows you to navigate every city. Hilarious piece of work by the fantastic @instachaaz (make sure you follow him!). pic.twitter.com/VYzhKBDwwq
@atpfm At some point, I’d love an after-show explanation/rant about why standing in line at the DMV for hours is such a beloved part of US culture :D (In the UK, we generally just do it on the web: gov.uk/renew-driving-…)