@mistymaria Your guess is as good as mine. I’m updating, but then this is just a test phone…
@LordHyperbole Watch out for falling safes.
Ah. Hello, KitKat. Finally made it to my Nexus 4, did we?
_Jhas_ This reddit comment about ‘What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done?’ is incredible. reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…
@shezza_t Special effect snow. ITV drama about Chris Jefferies, apparently.
@psidnell Thankfully, he did at least migrate south. Hopefully to be sucked into a jet engine before he comes back.
Getting the hang of it. youtube.com/watch?v=mfN0C_…
“Spam levels remain unusually high.” Glad it’s not just our forum, at least… blog.akismet.com/2013/11/26/par… @benjohnbarnes
@libbymiller This is not a bad thing. #bodgerpride
@tomroyal Whereas I had to go turn that off, because tabs were annoying me… Think they might need some better preferences!
@tomroyal Er. You know Finder has tabs now, right?
Surely he must have worn the bloody thing away by now.
Gawd, I really wish the mobile jetwash guy with the really loud compressor van would finish cleaning whatever the hell he’s cleaning.
@teacherdude Crete is famous for its yoghurt mines, which contribute 38% to Greece’s GDP. #greekstats
@jakepjohnson Indeed.
Erm. Okaaaaay. #bristol instagram.com/p/hLVlJ_pC0F/
@marcwan THERE ARE *OTHER COUNTRIES*!?
@BristolEating Yes. Basically nothing that’s not easily recycled or happily given to a friend if they don’t like it, that’s my rule.
brad_frost Tab Closed Didn’t Read tabcloseddidntread.com
via @sherred #deathtobullshit
@shezza_t Oh dear. Of course, hair drying accidents are quite rare at my place…
@artsandwriting No. My dad used to when I was a kid. I tried it as an adult and couldn’t work out why you’d want to.
@samsneed12 Luckily, I don’t have an upstairs. I know how to live within the limits of my powers.
Name: Matt Gibson. Secret superpower: Remembering what he went into the kitchen for.
@monicashaw @Kavey There are candles. I was certainly happier than with the previous alternative, which was “We haven’t got a loo yet.”
@Kavey It’s certainly better than the options they had last time I was there!
@Kavey Given that they lack mains water, electricity and planning permission for anything permanent, I think it’s pretty good :)
@dave_buxton Switching to winter breakfast mode involves re-learning to turn the gas off after making porridge. Apparently.

As well as the view, they also have the cutest loo in the world. pic.twitter.com/8S57Q6jACN
I came back from the St Austell beer fest via my friends’ farm in Somerset yesterday. This is the view from the top flickr.com/photos/matt_gi…
Morning all.

Oopsie. pic.twitter.com/29cfcfzTCa