@RamonWrites It’s an odd Twitter style, but he’s very consistent with it.
@shezza_t Salmon skin, removed post-cooking and crisped up in a frying pan. Jamie Oliver trick, and works a treat.
@RamonWrites I think he may be simply missing a comma there, rather than making an accusation.
@ahnlak That would be salmon, dear.
Sorted. instagram.com/p/hbv4CQJCz8/
@Bristol_Culture On the plus side, that’s one of the only pictures of Bristol I’ve seen where you can actually see my house :D
@Malarkey At least it’s not being squandered on paying GCHQ to secretly record all our web history. Oh. Hang on.
@Malarkey On the other hand, I wonder how many people struggling to hold down a minimum-wage job that £20K might be supporting…
Why is it that so many signs for pedestrians and cyclists in #Bristol point in exactly the wrong..instagram.com/p/hbEZfKJC-y/d9
@superpixelchris @MGPNightShift The full star at the end of a sentence ;)
@Malarkey Out of curiosity, is it corporation tax in particular or taxes in general that are sickening you?
@timmillwood @Malarkey …which I think is fair enough if the rules are set to encourage freelancing, entrepreneurship, risk, etc.
@timmillwood @Malarkey It’s not so bad. I pay a lowish salary and take dividends, within rules but not taking the piss…
@wood5y I’m lazy and inept, so I rely on Ashton Fruit ;)
Christ, CCTV isn’t getting any better, is it? That one guy answering to “fifty blurry greyscale pixels in a hoodie” is in trouble again.
@talithahg Why on *earth* would there be any left to clog a sink? #greencrack
@ahnlak Excellent! Also: new company slogan: “Making things that are not A Thing into A Thing since 2012.”
@ahnlak I think the drinks and food bloggers amongst us need to do some R&D :D
@wood5y On the plus side, these are a favourite indulgence, locally-made, in a recycled jar, and only £3 a pop.
@ahnlak No! Is that A Thing? Where do I get them!?
@wood5y I shouldn’t be thinking about whisky quite so soon after demolishing (with some help) a bottle of Caol Ila’s Distiller’s Edition…
My kind of Christmas spirit. instagram.com/p/hbHaQ4JCyo/
@fogus “Problems created, in the main, by other software.”
Damn.
Nope. Don’t need any shopping. *Walks down North Street* *Passes Mark’s Bread* *Sniffs* Except bread. ALL THE BREAD! BREAAAAAAAAAAAD. BREAD.
@PeteWilliams What, you’re saying it’s not ALL ABOUT ME!? Waaaaaaaah!
Ihnatko Amazon Drone FAILS unless it can ring the doorbell with a giant cartoon-like white-gloved hand that extends on a scissor-arm.
Was just mistaken for @simplebits, by person who thought I was narcissistic enough to be publicly reading a @netmag interview with myself :)
@Bristol_Culture Well, that’s sort-of useful, but I’d really like to know which areas Daily Mail readers won’t be in.
Manga Merlot. pic.twitter.com/Jy96Ap1QLc
@talkie_tim Several of them. And a Black Static or two. And the latest Crimewave.
Really? A pre-roll advert? #subtweet
Just collected all the books and mags I think I’ve started but not finished. Erm. I think have a problem. pic.twitter.com/r2QOCmVGtP
vodkaboris Amazon drones already have their own ‘while you were out’ cards. pic.twitter.com/pqici6DGw3