I’d love Dexter’s job. Not the serial killing; it’s just the way he only seems to be in the office two hours a week.
@rem I bet you one milliard pounds that hardly anyone has ever heard of bimestrial.
@rem Trick question. “Fortnightly” is once every two weeks.
HistoryInPics Amazing: Temporary rules posted at Britain’s Richmond Golf Club after German bombs hit the course in 1940 pic.twitter.com/F0poSSHBfc
@PrincessofVP @caitlinmoran @HMRCgovuk Reminder to file company accounts (due Jan 31) arrived like this on Xmas eve. pic.twitter.com/ZNQYai7CFr
Tuna, beans, sourdough. Nice and simple. instagram.com/p/iebFaSpC0X/
Back from my harbourside walk. Saw a newlywed having a fling on the portico of the Marriott! pic.twitter.com/no9Xw2lQ6n
@RamonWrites Also, presumably when Forrest Gump was released, it was the new Walter Mitty? #circular
Think I should probably get into the sunshine while it’s there.
@charlie_cat_esq *resists obvious reply*
@BirdcageBristol Okay, we get it, you posted a new photo to Facebook!
@archidave *runs away*
I thought that last tweet was fun. Then I read the replies to it, and feared for the human race.
tumour Nothing angers me more than when people pose next to animals they’ve just slaughtered. pic.twitter.com/JEvYIBeLnJ
@tumour I cannot believe you got flat-out serious replies to that.
@api_status Does Yahoo Term Extraction *ever* work, or is your monitoring wrong?
@archidave *irritated sigh*
@guriben Current status: eating bacon sandwich with HP Sauce. Sorry.
Personally, I think I’d rather the machines just started shooting at us, rather than trying to sell us handbags. blog.akismet.com/2013/12/27/201…
@tweetbot Cool, thanks.
@AlasdairStuart But also depends how much you’ll get through, what devices you can hook to your TV, so forth.
@AlasdairStuart For streaming, Netflix. For much greater range of stuff, LoveFilm by post.
@tweetbot Hi! Is the swipe for night theme not working in latest release, or is it my technique that sucks? ;) Thanks!
anildash The saddest thing about programmers as depicted in movies is that none of those poor people have syntax highlighting.
MykeCole I can’t find any holes in this argument. pic.twitter.com/8KdyxXMJ0L